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For FCTRY Mustachifier, 98 customer reviews collected from 1 e-commerce sites, and the average score is 4.3.

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18.12.2013

I have been cursed, i'm not afraid to admit it. People have often asked, and it has embarrassed me for too long. You see I have the curse of being an incredibly butch 35 year old macho man who's hobbys include body-building, entertaining the ladies and working out in my own private gym. I became amazingly succesful and people often comment on my huge wealth. I released my first biography (I'm not made of steel but if I told you I was, you'd believe me for a second). but then the bad publicity hit me hard.You see I cannot grow facial hair, now don't laugh. I have had hate throughout my life. but not anymore, with this product I can finally and forgive the pun ''pacify'' the haters.I walk down the street with a confident smile on my face, not that you can see it but I know it's there. and my completely realistic moustache just makes my day. Women no longer bother me 24/7 because they feel I am too good to be seen with them. I pity them but I have to admit i'm kind of too good for them now.I received this as a christmas present off of a group of friends who were so excited about giving it to me they were kneeled over tears falling out of their eyes letting out strange groans, red in the face. As soon as I laid eyes on this gift. I knew it was a life changer. Do as I did. PACIFY THE HATERS.
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16.5.2013

I bought this for my five month old son as I wanted to bring him to the pub to watch a late night boxing match, and was concerned he might look too young to gain admittance. No trouble at all with this moustache/dummy. We sailed past the bouncer who greeted us both as 'gentlemen' and headed straight to the bar where we had a pint each (milk for him) and some snuff. The barmaid even complimented his 'dashing cavalry whiskers'. Splendid.

6.4.2019

In my mission to avoid taking life seriously and out of pride of the birth of my first nephew I bought this dummy wanting the little man to be dapper as possible.I'm advised its not only dapper but the dummy itself was surprisingly quite suitable, I can't remember quite why, something to do or the shape of the dummy itself. So yeah, it's good for use for laughs and nephews.

27.12.2012

... if you're a 3 month old baby or 70 year old man. If you're 25 and you have a moustache outside of November you're not cool.Also, it's not cool if you're an Auntie with a moustache. I'm sorry, but that's the truth.

15.10.2013

It's really hard to know what to buy someone who's just had a baby, I saw this and had to buy it for my friend, it's already been worth the money. It's quite a well made dummy too, definitely would recommend it.

23.1.2013

Want your baby to look like it has a tash? of course you do! Turned up quickly and looks great. My other half thinks they should make a Hitler one too but that would obviosuly be in terrible taste. Funny though.

10.7.2014

HA HA brilliant !Purchased as a little extra for my friends new twins - I love it and apparently they look like baby marios with it in.Not an expert on dummies so I am unsure about the size of the teet etc

21.10.2014

I got this as a joke present for a newborn baby to go with some clothes. Both mother and father loved it and found it funny, it made us all smile. A great little device just for the amusement purpose alone.

17.1.2013

Item was a good price and arrived very promptly. This was a quirky stocking filler for my husband as we're expecting our first baby. Although it turned out he'd bought me the same item as a stocking filler!

15.6.2013

This product was brought for some cute baby pictures which I was so pleased with the outcome. My lil boy loves this dummy and has definitely turned heads in the supermarket everyone thinks its great

10.1.2013

I love this dummy - the only issue is my nephew wont take a dummy. nonetheless I have been able to sneak a few photos before he has spat it out. Prompt delivery and well packaged. Thank you :)

8.1.2013

Bought this as a stocking filler for my little boy. It is hilarious! It is a bit expensive for a dummy but it is worth it for the laughs. Unfortunately we lost it. I will have to get another!

19.4.2013

Bought for my friends son (now aged 4 months) at this present time. My friend sent me a picture of her son wearing it and said how many laughs she'd got from the general public. Brilliant.

10.1.2013

Great product - bought as a gift so no idea about the longevity of item but it arrived quickly, looks great and was well received as a gift (by the baby's mother anyway!).

15.12.2013

Ordered this for my friend so I've not tried it out but it looks awesome and prompt delivery. Good as a novelty gift, a bit on the pricey side with delivery cost added.

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